The Mother Of Our Children Of The Day: Miranda Kerr Topless in a Thong For Victoria’s Secret
20 July 2009, 1:33 PM. By Chris Alonzo
These Miranda Kerr pics are otherworldly, even for a Victoria’s Secret angel, by the simple fact that her ass could power a nuclear submarine. Perhaps it already does. Ask her boyfriend, Orlando Bloom. That jerk.
The fun thing we realized in salivating over these pictures is that, unlike some sexxxy celeb photo/videos out there, you don’t have any sort of moral weirdness about staring at them for hours. Not only does Miranda Kerr want you to stare at her ass in this thong, it is her job. We are doing her a disservice by not staring at her in this thong, and telling everyone we know so that they can stare at her ass in this thong. In this way it is pure and, when you think about it, kind of heroic. OK, that’s probably too far. Still, just check out the pics because they’re wicked hawt.
Click on the pic below to see even more exciting Miranda Kerr action.
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What “ass?” LOLZ…thought ya’ll were Latino
To be fair, there was some editorial discussion on this point, and on the merit of Miranda Kerr’s ass, so as not to impugn my fellow Latinos on this site. But I hold firm to my position that there is room in this world to powerfully lust after a perky little tush as much as a rampaging badonkadonk.