Girls, Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza, The Mother Of Our Children

The Mother Of Our Children Of The Day: Dayana Mendoza

28 July 2009, 1:10 PM. By Chris Alonzo

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Our reigning Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza, took to the Howard Stern Show this morning to promote this year’s pageant and her AIDS charity work. She hands over the tiara on August 23rd, so let’s take a look back at the Venzuelan’s reign over the entire universe, or at least the parts when she was wearing a bikini.

The great thing about this Howard Stern interview is that she was apparently funny, and didn’t mind doing the whole “talking ’bout poop” thing Howard’s so into. But even greater was the fact that she literally stunned everyone in the studio into silence with her beauty. Even Artie Lange, who has never shut up in his life ever, just sat there staring at her. And when they asked him why he hadn’t said anything for a while, Lange replied, “She’s just so pretty.”