You Should Be Happy You Missed The Erin Andrews Peephole Video

The Erin Andrews peephole video that took us all by masturbatory storm this weekend has disappeared out of thin air after threats by her and ESPN’s attorneys and a sense of decency caused people to take the video down. Now you’re just as likely to download a malicious virus or video of Sharon Mandrews than the actual genuinely naked Erin, brushing her hair or jiggling her tatas, or whatever pants bursting activities she supposedly did.

Some of us definitely got to check the vid, dissect it, spend some time with ourselves reflecting on Erin’s grooming techniques and that was likely fun. But gente, it wasn’t a big loss if you happened to be away from a computer this weekend enjoying your life and/or watching in-the-flesh cholas erase their eyebrows or dip their nips in glitter, right? … Right? You’re not convinced? You’re still valiantly crafting clever search terms to see if the true vid pops up? Look, here are a few reasons why you should be happy you missed the Erin Andrews peephole video.

First, filming someone naked in a hotel room against that someone’s knowledge/will is illegal. Now, as we’re sure you’ll agree, laws are made to be broken. Nobody should spend their life blindly obeying everything they’ve been told to do. But as Chosen One Mark Sanford has said, laws are meant to protect us from ourselves. The laws against invasion of privacy have become increasingly important as access to people’s intimate moments and the ability to broadcast that intimacy quickly to EVERYONE in the world has itself increased exponentially. You don’t even have to do much at all to become a fameball of death like John Gosselin or the Hipster Grifter and end up with people seeing your weakest moments, wearing nothing but your hot chest piece or an Ed Hardy tee. That’s not to say that we don’t want to see Erin Andrews naked. We do. We want to see the check out girl at Safeway naked and the bus driver naked and every waitress alive naked, so we’re DEF gonna want to see Erin Andrews naked. We just want to see her naked cause she got wasted and manipulated and posed nude on a webcam with her BF or ARod, not from some skeevy hotel room peephole.

Moreover, this video isn’t even that sexy. It’s not a tape of her fucking Ray Jay or giving blow jobs in nightvision, right? It’s just a chick brushing her hair naked. Seen it. A lot. It’s not a booty flapping dance or a meeting with Mrs. Fingerling, and there’s no awkward attempts at seduction that we’ve come to expect in a celebrity sextape. And this particular celebrity is only regarded as the HOTTEST THING ALIVE because she works in a field dominated by men, such that any marginally hot piece of ass will shine out. She’s like the one female out of 20 construction workers you see walking by a site and think, weird, she’s fuckable. That happens cause your eyes are seeking out any vagina related item to lock onto and that weathered, bleach blond tomboy is all you got. So yeah, Erin Andrews is really pretty and resoundingly fuckable, but google yourself hot Latina ass or Argenteens or Vida Guerra and you will quickly toss that tall glass of luke warm milk to the side.

Don’t believe us that Erin Andrews is not ball blazingly hot? Click here or on Erin’s undercover tatas for a full gallery.