Salma Hayek Character Not Left Out Of 30 Rock–A XXX Parody

These days even the porn industry can’t come up with original content. Instead they parody popular television shows in a surefire way to get media attention. And it works! Like this latest effort 30 Rock–A XXX Parody, which doesn’t even bother with one of those clever double entendre titles. (We would have called it 30 Rock Hard.) Anyway, we were pleased to learn that the character of Jack Donaghy’s girlfriend Elisa, played by everyone’s fave chichona Salma Hayek, has not been left out of the mix. We mean, really, how could you make a movie about hot sex and not include the Latina character? Brainy, white chicks with glasses will only get you so far.

“We have to give New Sensations props for incorporating secondary characters (especially Alicia/Elisa) into the plot,” writes porn blog Fleshbot, “rather than simply inventing women to fill in the plans.” In fact, it seems Alicia (Elisa’s lawsuit-safe alter ego) is the inspiration for the whole movie, “Seeking to improve ratings on ‘The Chic Show,’ Jake [Jack] decides the sketches need to be sexed up (an idea inspired by sex with his girlfriend Alicia).” Way to go, Alicia!

First the Supreme Court, now this. Also representing is Spanish porn star Rebecca Linares in the role of “Stephanie,” (who, actually may be kind of made up), and Paul Woodcrest as “Ken” (Kenneth) who apparently gets to play Pancho Villa at some point.

I Want To Go To There: “30 Rock - A XXX Parody” [Fleshbot] NSFW!!!