Your Anyguey Shopping Guide: Five Awesome Gifts That Kind Of Creep Us Out

If you are at all like us, your lives are filled with the sorts of lovable degenerates for whom the run-of-the-mill Bed Bath & Beyond gift certificate just doesn’t cut it as a proper gift. Check out these wonderfully bizarre presents for the weirdo who has it all.

Exciting pictures of luchadors!

Malcolm Venville’s book Lucha Loco features portraits of over 120 elaborately costumed Mexican wrestlers (our favorite being Los Momias: “We’re the Mummies, here to serve the people.”) Drawn by the surrealism and physical storytelling of their world, Venville lovingly photographs his Luchadors in a studio setting, away from the ring, allowing all the beautiful craziness to sparkle on its own. You can order the book, t-shirts and postcards at LuchaLoco.com

Terrifying Blood-Soaked Home Decor!

Showers, who needs ‘em? OK, everybody. But they’re just so boooooring, with all their dumb shower curtains all covered with flowers and fish and stripes or whatever. Spice up your bathing needs with this gruesome little home accessory from SpinningHat.com, that will totally not get old ever. It’ll be even funnier when you’re actually butchered in your own shower, in a dramatic irony kind of way.

Nightmarish Robot Face That Eats Pennies!

Words can barely express the absurd discomfort created by this little robot piggy bank from Japanese company Banpresto. It’s supposed to be a monkey, but apparently some robot monkey that fell into a vat of wax and is trapped forever with it’s little face poking out, and now it can only survive by eating your coins slowly and deliberately. It’s the eyes, man, all emotionless as it works it’s way through that coin. And one day you’ll wake up and a ten-foot-tall version of this will be sitting outside your front door, waiting to eat you.

Soulless Baby Doll Face Jewelry!

G Jarvis Jewelry specializes in all kinds of special little gifts made from doll heads and bottle caps, but this pendant with tiny pearls on the baby’s eyes just stopped our blood cold. You can almost feel your soul being sucked directly into those emotionless eyes, while the baby just coos and laughs it up.  Brilliant. You can check out her Etsy shop here.

Ice Cubes That Commemorate Horrible Tragedies!

“Hey, it’s Junebug’s birthday today!” “What should we get him? A sack of booze, like last year?” “Yeah, but something else to put in the booze.” “More booze?” “Yeah, but also maybe something really tacky like an ice cube mold that makes little icebergs around a little Titanic, so that you can watch the luxury ship sink in your glass of bourbon.” “And imagine the tiny screams.” “Yeah, that, too. Happy Birthday, Bug!”