Who Is Carmen Ortega, Really? Let Her Tweet Her Way Into Your Heart
5 August 2009, 9:14 AM. By Alejandro Paz
Carmen Ortega has been rumored to be the homewrecking devil whore whose sultry, spice-filled body contributed directly to breaking up Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian. We have been wary of this story because of its complicated implications. To our loins. Kim Kardashian has been a favorite honorary Latina for as long as we’ve known of her and her voluptuousness. Reggie Bush is nothing but a hyped up good for nothing. Reggie and Kim are now apart and we feel like we’ve got a chance with La Kimmy.
So, the last thing we want to do is go and encourage people’s affection for Reggie’s alleged mistress, Carmen Ortega. Right? Well, wait a second. Car-men, Or-tayyyy-ga. Hmmm…is this bitch a real Latina!? Um, fuck. Yes, she’s from goddamn Ecuador. OKokok. There’s a conflict here and we’re not sure how to deal with it.
Let’s get to know Carmen and see what she’s all about. First of all, we do have an affinity with her cause she’s got hate for that hatey mchate haterface, Perez Hilton.
Right?! Perez been talking shit about her relationships and WHO GIVES A F***** about that motherfucker, DAMN!
Oh and this girl is a true philosopher too. We’re starting to understand her.
Oh hell yes. Fuck the haters, live couragesly, and live with a aura of confidence. Alright, this girl is supposedly hot. We think she lacks the CLASS of our KardASS, but we’ll let you decide. Check the pics.
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Kim is def hot but this girl has one thing Kim Kardass does not. Latino blood. NUF SAID. But they both have one thing in common beside R Bush, a fodness for the black u know what
Kim looks a lot better her.
Unbelievable! I would never consider leaving Kim for this slut. She ain’t all that.
This bitch is the nastiest looking person. Why I can’t stand her and why she shouldn’t be on here. 1) All of her pics have a porno look. Isn’t it true that a model should have many looks? 2) Her boyfriend in Miami kicked her out. He found out what a slut she really is. You can’t introduce a slut like this to your mommy. 3) Stank attitude. 4)She made a porno with another girl’s guy and then talks shit about KIM! At the time that Kim made her home movies with Ray-J, they were an item. This girl knew what she was doing. 5) No class at all and is a social ladder climber. A shark. 6) People in miami are saying she has two kids. If it is true, what type of Puerto Rican would I be endorsing this child abandoning girl? She is just plain dumb and if you are considering her as your honorary Latina, I can point to a few who aren’t like this chick. But if you are looking for an escort. She is HIGHLY recommended. Especially since she has stripper experience from a strip club in JACKSONVILLE, FL.
By the way, the pic above was taken in her boyfriend’s condo. HaHa!