Green Urine: Power Your Shit With Your Pee!

Pee Power is the answer to the whole energy crisis/water shortage thing, so they say in India. By pee power we mean harnessing the power of the pee pee and converting it into energy while using less water for toilet flushing. The study is being done in Delhi, a place that has some 15.9 million people, all of whom carry inside their bladder enough energy to light up their world. Much like Doc Brown in Back To The Future who took lightning power to create 1.21 gigawatts of electricity, a litre of urine can be turned into 1KW of power. This is pure pee pee, mind you with no extra water involved, which is the second benefit of the plan. In Delhi 1,000 kiosks are going to be installed various sections of Delhi which can collect 20,000 litres of urine a day that can create 20,000 KW of power.

Latin America has a lot of people that also live in poverty and they, too, pee. (Especially after drinking at a wedding or something. You ever been to a Latino wedding?) If that is the case, then Latin America could become the Persian Gulf of wee wee. We should get our scientists on this immediately. Take Mexico City, for example. It has 22 million people, all of whom have to pee. A person pees at least 2 litres a day, which means that they can harness 44 million KW of energy.

This is awesome many reasons. Firstly, it’s free and renewable energy. Secondly, this process uses less water in the sewage system. Finally, it’s kind of gross. Isn’t it time Latinos put our population explosion to good use? Let our pee become an agent of our empowerment!

Pee Power: Releive yourself And Contribute To The Electric Grid [Aboutmyplanet]