Harvard Yard Men’s Clothing: To Douche Or Not To Douche?

Harvard University agreed recently to license its name to Wearwolf Group, a clothing company that intends to launch a clothing line labeled, Harvard Yard. Harvard freaking Yard. You ever been there? Does it remind you of a place with the freshest gear and cutting edge fashion? Or does it evoke a haughty air of preppy douchebaggery?

In reality, the fashion of the actual yard is pretty dorky and plain. But without a doubt, the lycanthropically named Wearwolf Group is seeking to inspire a feeling of better than thou elitism in its clientele. The clean cut men who want to wear Harvard Yard’s short-sleeve plaid shirts, seersucker shorts, regimental stripes, patterned jackets and fancy pants must be looking to gain some competitive advantage in the market place of success, power and vaginas.

But is it a sound strategy? Do girls prefer preppy guys? Does anyone want to dress clean cuttedly? Or should we dress like a gangsta ass papi chulo?

To our knowledge, Latino men’s fashion doesn’t have a coherent image. Perhaps, for good reason. We are primarily known for sombreros and zoot suits. However, maybe we should look up to these guys for fashion guidance:

Um, yeah. Maybe. We suppose that’s easier than trying to buff up and pull off this guy’s look:

But. We’re certainly not gonna try to start dressing like this guy:

Ever.