Nate Robinson Pulled Over And Indicted For Twitter Spray Fart

Nate Robinson, 2009 NBA Slam Dunk Champion and restricted free agent of the New York Knicks, was detained yesterday while driving in The Bronx on suspicion of having illegally tinted windows or perhaps because he had a suspended license, we’ll get to that. Nate’s experience soon turned from an unfortunate circumstance into a Twitter Spray Fart. He splashed his drama all across the Twittersphere.

Oh yes it is, crazy as shitting your pants, Miss Tab. You go out at night, get wasted, get arrested, whatever. In a fit of awesome you tweet your heart out about something, or talk some trash or make light of something serious. You get that shit off your chest, but meanwhile the Twittersphere is all jumping about tweeting about your dramz and replying and retweeting and shit streaking on your dirty laundry.  Nate tried to delete these tweets, but they were retweeted.

At the same time, his homeboy Terrence Williams, rookie for the New Jersey Nets, tweeted then deleted a statement on the issue, but that shit got Tweleted:

Then Nate, after consultation with his most trusted advisors, did what anyone with an easily mockable controversy brewing would do: he kept on tweeting about it.

Well ok then. It all makes sense, this misunderstanding resulted to a suspended license, so Nate got pulled over mannnnnn! But Nate is definitely contrite and one may be especially willing to forgive the recalcitrant dunking leprechaun because this Twitter Spray Fart was merely a byproduct of his boisterous personality that we all know and love. We should appreciate Nate’s generosity with his trials and tribulations.

Thanks Nate. We promise to keep following your tweets.