Nereida Gallardo Claims Cristiano Ronaldo Is Awful In Bed

In a heart-felt interview in Spanish television, Mallorcan model Nereida Gallardo took shots at Cristiano Ronaldo  in an attempt to regain her dignityas a woman following last week’s embarrassing incident. Outside of a Mallorca nightclub, Gallardo who was having dinner with her actual boyfriend (poor tío!) found out Ronaldo was in a nearby club. Seeking closure she ventured to talk to the footballer but was quickly stopped by Ronaldo’s security detail. She then threw threw a fit and launched herself at the Ronaldo’s car as it left the club.

Wearing a breeezy puriticanical white dress, Gallardo trembling and stuttering, launched to tears when the broadcaster asked her about the incident.  ”I regret what I did the other day, it was pathetic!”  she said. From embarrassment to resentment Nereida disclosed Ronaldo is awful in bed. She also went on to say that the footballer’s favorite thong is a red one with an elephant trunk in the front.

Apparently, Nereida can’t handle going from being famous, as Ronaldo’s girlfriend, to anonymous. We feel sorry for her, the whole world saw that picture, but have no doubt that we will be hearing of Nereida again.