The International Sexy Ladies Show = Dumbasses + Perverts

The International Sexy Ladies Show airs on the G4 Network, a channel which we just realized we had upon searching vigorously to find this show. Turns out we should have just watched Sunday Night Football. The ISLS is premised on G4 scouring the world for “the hottest, most outrageous television you’ve never seen.”

It ends up being a mish-mash of fetish porn, bimbo pageantry and inanely pathetic attempts at humor. We know what you’re thinking, Yeah, ok, what’s the catch? I’m down with 2 of 3. That’s what we thought, but is this show right for you? G4 has an idea of who the viewer of The ISLS is and should be.

Do you fit the bill? If so, you should probably start/continue hating yourself. Cause this show sucks balls. Even people who are invested enough to go to G4 message boards are in agreement. For instance, Razorwire45 says:

So I thought (TISLS) was going to be the greatest show ever. I watched it and was disgusted! So the ladies are hot and do weird and awesome things but there is a critical failure. Right when it starts getting good some unfunny nasty dude pops up in the middle of the screen! This definately kills any pop up possible…G4 maybe you dont understand your fan base?

WE DONT NEED COMMENTARY!!

To which Juicy Animal replied:

I removed it from my DVR to. [sic] Whoever is in charge of the show is a total R-Tard. Your [sic] watching these hot babes and thinking about what you want to do to them and then they pop up guys making stupid jokes right at the best shots!

It is kinda like, you haven’t eaten for 3 days and you finally get a nice big pizza, and right when you are gonna take your first bite some dude punches you in the face and then takes a huge **** on your pizza.

Exactly. This show is like someone shitting on your pizza. If your pizza is a Russian ballerina contorting in a latex bodysuit. But for most, these “sexy ladies” don’t fit the traditional concept of spankworthy. Not gonna lie, there are some beautiful women doing oddly hot activities, but that’s really the only good part. Crammed between mindnumblingly obnoxious hack comedy and sophomoric narration, it’s a show exploring the oddities women in which will engage in at the behest of men.

Why in world is there a video of women doing ballet in a pothole or smoking cigars and blowing it in each other’s faces? That’s not to mention all the crazy ass shit that’s way too hot/illegal for TV. Some things, e.g. oil wrestling, mud wrestling, bikini golfing, bikini tennis, naked tanning and naked breadmaking we get. But any way you slice it, men are fucking perrrrrrvs. Why isn’t G4 using these bizarre shows to explore the origins of our deepest perversity rather than annoying their fan base of sexual deviants with total R-tards shitting on our brains? As Der Metzgermeister, another message boarder, suggests, “mute the TV then…if not watch telemundo, their shows are worse than porn at times.” Oh, burn.

Fine, we will.