The Women Of Inglourious Basterds: Diane Kruger And Mélanie Laurent

Diane Kruger And Mélanie Laurent are Quentin Tarantino’s lead hotties in his newest film Inglourious Basterds, out today. People are shitting their pants in anticipation of this movie and we’re psyched as well. The plot is something like:

During World War II a group of Jewish-American soldiers known as “The Basterds” are chosen specifically to spread fear throughout the Third Reich by scalping and brutally killing Nazis. The Basterds soon cross paths with a French-Jewish teenage girl (Melanie?) who runs a movie theater in Paris which is targeted by the soldiers.

Cool. So it sounds like Mélanie is the French-Jewish girl and Diane is a Nazi bitch, each of which Brad Pitt has sex with. These women are relatively similar, but the differences are key. Mélanie is a less polished, hot without make up kind of girl that you can picture sipping coffee with in the morning while eating berries and fondling. Diane seems like the kind of woman you’d have to take to Restaurant Fancy Pants, all suited up and drop a few bills all around town with before you could take her back to the Ritz and enjoy stale, cocaine-blurred sex.

Who ya got? To help your decision making and whet your appetite for tonight’s debut of Inglourious Basterds, check the pics.

Click here or on Diane’s pistol for a full gallery:

Click here or on Mélanie’s gat for a full gallery: