Eliot Spitzer Becomes A Professor: College Chicks To Start Charging

Eliot Spitzer has joined the faculty of the City College of New York  as an adjunct political science professor. The whore-loving ex-NY Attorney General and Governor is teaching a three-hour law and public policy class once a week focusing on government, economics and philosophy. Spitzer claims, “It’s an eclectic course that at the end of the day hopefully will teach students to think both philosophically and practically about government, what it does, how it does it, whether it does it well.” BORING. Spitzer doesn’t know shit about running a goverment well. He was a punk of an AG and a fuck of a governor. Shouldn’t Spitzer be teaching something like, Being A Hypocrite? Or The Mayflower: from the boat to room 871? Or The Art of Fetish: choking a bitch, when your wife won’t let you?

Spitzer definitely has a sense of how to handle a scandal. And that could provide a valuable perspective to the students of City College, if he decides to bring it. He could just ignore the whole thing and act all sanctimonious like he did as a politician.

Some are saying that this move could be another step in his Tour Of Legitimation in hopes of convincing an electorate to give him another elected office down the line. But think about it. Are nubile young college students the right people for Eliot to be interacting with right now?

If you were falling behind in one of his classes wouldn’t you just walk into office hours and allow yourself to be tied up, choked and fucked bareback? No big deal when your GPA is on the line, right? Surely, Spitzy can be tempted.

And Eliot’s lack of self-control is what’s a little confusing about his focus on economics. This is the guy who spent thousands of dollars per hour on sex. Sure, he has wild appetites, but goddamn that’s a waste a money, especially, when you consider that the cash he spent didn’t even buy him privacy. He might as well have posted an ad on Casual Encounters.

What do you think? Will Spitzer’s tour of duty be a success and further his comeback attempt? Or will this motherfucker just end up back on the internet, this time on some 19 year old’s Facebook, drunk at a fetish party stuffing women full of bills and debasing himself for all to see?