Giovani Dos Santos Dumps Belinda. Who Should These Fools Date Next?

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Ay, no! The romance of the century has ended. Giovani Dos Santos has broken things off with Belinda, likely because she was recently caught, on camera, kissing and touching up another man. Or maybe he began to grow creeped out by her brand new clit-nose.

In any case, Belinda is said to be very upset over the break-up and even called Giovani, telling him the footage had been completely staged and begging for him to be photographed with her in public forgive her. Alas, he staunchly refused. 

In addition, the young soccer star failed to make a “Beliseñal” in a recent game against Costa Rica and, furthermore, was not met at the airport by a waiting Belinda in a specially reinforced limo. So. Now that these two are no longer sharing their love with fans and limo drivers, whom should they each date next?

Pee Wee.

Both of them should just go ahead and date Pee Wee. It would help create some on-set interest and tension that fans of Belinda and Pee Wee’s soap, Camaleones, can get into. Plus, it might give Belinda something to do on the show other than robbing houses and whining at a computer screen (that’s our job):

And what better way for Gio to top dating a Latin American teen celebrity than by dating a Latin American teen celebrity who is a dude? There’s no reason why Lindsay Lohan should have all the attention. Eh. Fun. 

Belinda y Giovani Dos Santos SI tronaron [En El Brasero]