Katie St. Ives: Autobiographical Pornographer

Last night, we fell in love with budding porn starlet, Katie St. Ives. She's a little 5'1'' sprightly nymph who posts pictures of herself like this on Twitpic:

It works. Ladies, if you're looking for some attention, just throw a few pictures of yourself being sexy on your Twitpic from time to time. It's all guys want to do. They'll look at pic after pic after pic if you at least try to be cute. Katie doesn't even have to show her ass. She's got that pouty cuteness on lock.

Oh right. And eyes in which you want to take a swim. Katie is from L.A., cleverly named herself after St. Ives lotion and is currently looking for an appreciative guy her age or an older guy who will take some time for her.

Uhhh...who's not gonna make some time to appreciate Miss St. Ives? Lotion haters!? Moreover, she's got the all important Belladonna stamp of approval. We have a feeling a good fisting is in Katie's near future. Good luck, darling!

Click here or on Katie getting her teeth did for a full gallery: