Kim Kardashian And Deepak Chopra Meditate Together: Questions Of Death And Circumstance

Ardent tweeter and love of our lives, Kim Kardashian revealed recently that she went meditating with guru of the stars, Deepak Chopra. It was a journey to be reckoned with, for sure.

Deepak was all shits and giggles about the encounter as well:

However, then the mood changed a bit and Kim got all deep on it:

Well dang. That’s a good one. It’s a bit of a to be or not to be if you want to get serious for a second. To sleep, perchance to dream and ay, there’s the rub. We don’t have any idea of what the circumstances of death actually are, beyond the ack, I’m dying. Let’s say, you found out that you die in 40 years, on a beach, getting laid. A+, right? We’d take that over a whole hell of a lot of death scenarios. Then say, instead of just dying and decomposing, your soul/spirit/mind goes of to a terrible place. Like HELL, for instance. HELL is the type of rub that makes your shit raw. Then what?

Fortunately, heaven and hell are relic concepts of a dead mythology that have no basis in reality. OR ARE THEY? Soul Pancake reveals some common thoughts on the ideal circumstances of death in response to their question, What Do You Hope Happens When You Die?

Dude. Life is happening right now. The best way imaginable is in your imagination. You just said so. Philosopher ilopez71 brings a more cosmological point of view and then imagines a similar hang out with God and his Dad. It’s sweet tho.

Your dad definitely misses you too. He also misses skin and consciousness. He’s rotting in the ground, Lopez. Homegirl Sparky is what we’re talking about. Naked in a burlap sack. That’s where they’ll put us after dying while fucking on the beach.

For her part, our Brazilian glazed bombshell doesn’t even want to think about her death.

Alright then, good point. None of us need to know when we die. It’s gonna happen. If it’s in 5 mins! We’ll just have what we had, like oldgirl Sparky said. Holla back, La Kimmy, thanks for the meditation.