NeuroSky's Mindset: Control Your Hoes With Your Mind
1 September 2009, 10:10 AM. By Alejandro Paz
Maker of Brain-Computer Interface Technologies, NeuroSky is out to change the way we play, think and fuck. The brainiac gamers at NeuroSky have created the Mindset, a device that “senses your focus and feelings to create a new interactive experience like nothing else.” The aptly named Mindset is a wireless headset for the mind, with no controllers, it relies solely on focused meditation that allows you to interact with the software like any other video game. In other words, you can blow up cars with your mind. ANnnnnnnd, PRESUMABLY you can get down and dirty with a selection of cyborg hotties ranging in looks from Chung-Li to Wonder Woman.
Our homegirl, Violet Blue, with whom we should be friends cause we both like fucking and we’re both from San Francisco, had the opportunity to try this shit out. Take a look:
Looks fun. And like it has endless possibilities. Sex games just aren’t as fun with a controller in your hand. One needs that direct mental stimulation to make things work. And free hands. Since she be thinking what we be thinking, Violet Blue too is bringing up the question of the role that sex will play in the evolution and marketing of the Neuro Revolution? That is, when and where can we get some fuck games for the Mindset? The answer: not yet and only in our minds.
While there’s no specific timetable set by the porn industry as to when they’ll be debuting Street Fucker and Marvel’s Superhoes, we got some ideas for you sweaty palmed gamers skilled at devising apps for open source software.
- Canvas of Cum: a game where you and a lovely lady are engulfed in a white blank room and as you fuck colorful explosions of paint emit from your bodies and fill the room with artistic delight. The better you fuck, the more beautiful your canvas becomes.
- Pimpology: a game where you learn the art of pimping from such luminary Pimps and Too Short, IceBerg Slim, and Bishop Don Magic Juan. Manipulate a whole host of hoes’ minds and strike fear into their hearts with lines like, “Bitch better have my money!” You’ll be able to feel their souls dissipating as you enforce chauvinist oppression upon them with your mind.
- Brazilian Bombshells: a game where you embark upon Brazil with the sole goal to seduce and make sweet beautiful love with a selection of Brazilian beauties ranging from Gisele to Adriana Lima. Then, upon climax, you blow them up with your mind.
Holla back gente. What’s your ideal game for the Mindset?
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Mortal Kumbat? Grand Theft Twato? The Vagina Monologues?
Canvas of cum should have a Guitar Hero style sequel
why not go all the way in spoiling young minds and make a game for women to passive-aggressively control men???