Red Alert: High Heels To Be Banned In The Workplace

Listen up, the UK’s Trades Union Congress, a British megaunion of sorts, is set to vote in favour of a ban on women (and MEN!) wearing high heels in the workplace. Ay Dios Mio, y’all. That shit ain’t right. Heels!? They’re on the dang feet. Not on titties or nalgas or even belly buttons. High heels. We’re talking about tippy toes? Tippy Toes!?  What’s next? BURKAS?!!

This ban is a miscarriage of justice, gente. Wait wait wait, it’s U KAYY though right, not the U S of A. So fuck them Brits, we’ll still be letting, nay encouraging the ladies to rock them lucite nine inch platforms at McDonald’s. Or will we?!

That’s the problem with the internet. Sure enough, some pissed off hater in the UAW or the Strippers Union Of America is gonna see that link on the BBC and decide to draft up a new policy to keep the pretty toed ladies from showing off their little piggies on the DL. Fuck people. But yeah, in the meantime, let’s brace ourselves and appreciate why we appreciate women’s rights to wear high heels. Go on mujeres, hit us up for the pedis. Check the pics.

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