Rihanna And Justin Timberlake: Not Happening

Rihanna and Justin Timberlake might be secretly dating or they might just be making sweet platonic music. But what goes around comes around and sometimes you shake it until the moon becomes the sun the night before going to rehab. Together, naked and fucking. Supposedly, according to a British spy, “Justin and Rihanna have been seeing each other for the past few weeks. He is really into her and it’s only a matter of time before he dumps Jessica [Biel].”

Drama is fun and a lot of shit that’s true starts as a rumor, but then you find out that celebrities leak exaggerated stories to make us all talk about them and then you find out that you’re a mindless ass and you hate your life. In this case, even mindless asses like Perez Hilton are claiming it’s not true. So, FLIG. Fuck Life In General. But in the meantime, this potentially true and AWESOME rumor gives us the opportunity to enjoy some of Rihanna’s greatest hits. Beaten face not included. Check the pics.

Click here or on RiRi’s excellently chosen tights for a full gallery: