Damn Youz A Sexy Bitch: How To Describe This Girl Without Being Disrespectful

Have you heard the new jam, Sexy Bitch, from techno veteran David Guetta and humper of young girls, Akon? It’s total bananas. B-A-nana-nanas. No seriously, it’s body popping electro-rap that sets forth a common quandary: You meet a woman, they say she low down. It’s just a rumor and you don’t believe em. They say she needs to slow down, but in actuality she’s the baddest thing around town. And this is the things, she’s nothing like a girl you’ve ever seen before. Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood ho. And ergo, you’re tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful. It’s fucking tough, right?

Take a listen:

So yeah, damn. When the way that booty movin such that you can’t take no more and you have to stop what you’re doin so you can pull up close, what should you say to that Sexy Bitch? It’s easy. You call her a sexy bitch. You tell her that you’re appreciative of her booty. You say she’s the baddest thing in town and that you can’t keep away from that shaking gorgeous ass.

BUT. But, but, but, but, BUTT. You do it in a way that is nonthreatening and tender. Wait, what. Listen up, women (and all people) want to be appreciated. If this woman is truly a badass sexy bitch, you’ve got an obligation to show that love for what it is. Language is all about content and the content of what we say is all dependent on context. So, SURELY, there are times and places and faces where sexually explicit, aggressive displays of affection will be vastly inappropriate. But, affection and appreciation of women isn’t wrong and it need not be disrespectful.

For real, women worldwide have embraced the concept of being a sexy bitch. It’s all about how you say it. Check this super hot shit from Joyce Jonathan, a sexy bitch from France that’s nothing like your neighborhood ho: