Top Ten Best/Worst/Best Again Names For Your Penis
22 September 2009, 10:05 AM. By Alejandro Paz
Listen up, today we present the top ten best/worst/best again names for your penis. To be sure, when bestowing your penis with an appropriate name you have to be careful. It’s gotta be personal, but striking. The name you choose is gonna evoke a tone with your particular companion that could decide the fate of the night. You might be inclined to choose something like Pedro Jr. or Your Majesty, but a little creativity should go a long way. Check these awesomely bad/badass penis names that will hurt so good:
10. The Knock Out
Let the ladies know what they’re working with.
9. Sea Cucumber
Women love fucking cucumbers.
8. The Raging Rocket
Make a woman blast off. Without pressing charges.
7. Liquid Cocaine
Thrilling, addictive and reminiscent of skeet.
6. Womb Raider
You think about Angelina Jolie, they think about babies. And pirates.
5. Hernan Cortes
Why go with El Conquistador, when you can hit a lady up with a historical direct reference to a truly exploitative master of the ladies?
4. Pene Colada
Women love fruit flavored drinks with paper umbrellas on top. And cocks. Tasty by association.
3. Eden’s Serpent
Innocent, yet devilish. The perfect combination.
2. El Monstro Guapo
Our personal favorite. Like a handsome monster to be featured in Pan’s Labyrinth 2.
1. The Fuck it or Suck it
The quintessential choice to keep it simple for the ladies.
Note how Shorty the Pimp, The Terminator, Mr. Wiggly, Magic Stick and Hairless Chode missed the cut. What do you got gueys? Give us your favorite cock names in the comments.
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my personal fav is pebbles and bam-bam…cartoony but also sexy no?
Morrissey– just like Moz, It can bring joy or sorrow
My Boys name Is Stanley - Like the power drill
It is odd to have a girls name for your member?
I have a friend who named his Pico.
So no “John Thomas” huh? I guess Guanabee doesn’t read DH Lawrence.
The worst euphemism for man-parts that I have ever heard is “twig and berries”. Just vile.
OK, really? Those MRSA banner ads are disgusting. The ones that say “Protect yourself and still have fun” and feature two men embracing, followed by a fast playing gallery featuring close-ups of large, open, weeping sores. Good lord. it’s tetas on one side, loving homosexuals with disgusting staph infections in the other. Which one is it people?
Now even I think I’m being pretty bitchy, but whatevs. Tetas are fine I guess, but sores? Eek.
How about “The Truth”?
“I want The Truth!”
“You can’t handle The Truth!”
hahaha XD
really good that one! and really sexy ^^
Oscar……..a statuette awarded for achievement.
La Cosa Nostra- “This thing of ours”. Because it’s not just mine. It’s to share.