Top Ten Best/Worst/Best Again Names For Your Penis

22 Sep 2009 | 14:05

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Listen up, today we present the top ten best/worst/best again names for your penis. To be sure, when bestowing your penis with an appropriate name you have to be careful. It's gotta be personal, but striking. The name you choose is gonna evoke a tone with your particular companion that could decide the fate of the night. You might be inclined to choose something like Pedro Jr. or Your Majesty, but a little creativity should go a long way. Check these awesomely bad/badass penis names that will hurt so good: 10. The Knock Out

Let the ladies know what they're working with. 9. Sea Cucumber

Women love fucking cucumbers. 8. The Raging Rocket Make a woman blast off. Without pressing charges. 7. Liquid Cocaine Thrilling, addictive and reminiscent of skeet. 6. Womb Raider You think about Angelina Jolie, they think about babies. And pirates. 5. Hernan Cortes Why go with El Conquistador, when you can hit a lady up with a historical direct reference to a truly exploitative master of the ladies? 4. Pene Colada Women love fruit flavored drinks with paper umbrellas on top. And cocks. Tasty by association. 3. Eden's Serpent Innocent, yet devilish. The perfect combination. 2. El Monstro Guapo Our personal favorite. Like a handsome monster to be featured in Pan's Labyrinth 2. 1. The Fuck it or Suck it The quintessential choice to keep it simple for the ladies. Note how Shorty the Pimp, The Terminator, Mr. Wiggly, Magic Stick and Hairless Chode missed the cut. What do you got gueys? Give us your favorite cock names in the comments.

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Guest September 22, 2009

my personal fav is pebbles and bam-bam...cartoony but also sexy no?
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narco corrido September 22, 2009

Morrissey-- just like Moz, It can bring joy or sorrow
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Guest September 22, 2009

My Boys name Is Stanley - Like the power drill
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Daniel Mauser September 22, 2009

It is odd to have a girls name for your member?
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laroncha September 23, 2009

I have a friend who named his Pico.
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Guest September 23, 2009

So no "John Thomas" huh? I guess Guanabee doesn't read DH Lawrence. The worst euphemism for man-parts that I have ever heard is "twig and berries". Just vile.
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Guest September 23, 2009

OK, really? Those MRSA banner ads are disgusting. The ones that say "Protect yourself and still have fun" and feature two men embracing, followed by a fast playing gallery featuring close-ups of large, open, weeping sores. Good lord. it's tetas on one side, loving homosexuals with disgusting staph infections in the other. Which one is it people?
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