Top Ten Sexy Ads For Stuff Not Directly Related To Sex

We all know that sex sells seashells by the sea shore and a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. Sexy ads are the byproduct of our consumerist culture that feeds on people being easily swayed by lust and the objectification of beauty. When we see the sexy we want the product. Cause deep down, we really just want the sexy. Today, we've got a top ten list of stuff not directly related to sex that use sexy ads to sell their shit.

10. Alcohol

Tequila always helps us realize our daydreams of puking on ourselves after making out with three different cholas in three different bar bathrooms.

9. Anti-Fur

PETA wants us all to know ALL THE TIME that sexy women don't like fur. So please buy them something else instead.

8. Burgers

Burger King is all about burgers, legs and blowjobs.

7. Body spray

Body spray helps you get wild, exotic, bunny-rabbit-killing women with a poor sense of smell.

6. Yoga.

Yoga class is a good place for foot jobs.

5. Sauce

Splash some peri-peri sauce on that chocha next time you're looking to spice up your cunnilingus.

4. Jeans

Levi's Jeans clearly make women's minds go delusional. Better to fuck them with.

3. Pez

Aww, we've been exploiting women's beauty for so long, this one feels nostalgic.

2. Video games

Playstation is so sexy, it will come over to your house and enslave your black friend.

1. Rape

American Apparel ads are responsible for 1 in every eleventy billion rapes. True fact.

Click here or on any of the ads above for a full gallery of sexploitative adverts.