Tweets De La Gente: Eating Bull Penis & Spam At The Strip Club While Working Like A Mexican With Conscience
25 September 2009, 9:50 AM. By Alejandro Paz
Hey people, check these tweets. Today we begin with The Real Mario Monge enjoying his first ever time seeing his wife Mary Carey dance at a strip club. The glorious event happened at 24 Karat Gold Club in San Antonio last night.
Looks like it went well.
Ok yeah. Mexican-Korean model Nancy Dee is a picture of diversity while working like a Mexican and then craving a massage.
George Lopez is enjoying Spam in Hawaii.
While our favorite psycho-feminist transvestite spent her night eating bull penis after learning to shake her lady lumps burlesque style.
But juicier than all of that, friend of the site, Alisa Valdes (formerly known as Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez) clumsily tried to talk shit to our strident queen of sarcasm, La Cindy.
Um…wrong. Cindy’s home will remain conscience free, just the way she likes it.
Hit us up at alejandro@guanabee.com or @alejandway if you find any sweet tweets you want to see in the next post. Grac.
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The tweet exchange is funny and all, but I wish you hadn’t succumbed to Alisa’s plan to get us to write about her again. It’s like giving a dog a bone after it shits on your carpet.
I’m still trying to hook up a menage with Alisa and her nonhusband, so I’m totally down with giving her my bone after she shits on my carpet.