Fireworks Out Da Butt FAIL: Beware The Scalded Balls

Today we present one of the few instances where ass play goes wrong: firecrackers stuck in your ass. Sure it's not Fourth of July, but that doesn't mean you can't get wasted and celebrate life by gently placing a bottle rocket in your asshole and setting it off with sparkling, fiery glee. Maybe you're excited about Rio 2016, maybe you want to celebrate your fantasy football team's win or perhaps you're looking to spice up your S&M sex life, like these guys: They were having such a great time and probably both had awesome orgasms, but it resulted in this: Yikes. That is some shit. BUTTTT, it's not nearly as bad as what happened to this guy. He clenched his ass, the rocket didn't shoot off and we're not sure, but it looks like he may have burned off his balls: Ay yai yai motherfuckers!!! Nothing is as wildly cringe inducing as some scalded balls. Be careful out there ass players!!!