Horror Hotties: Five Vixens That Scare Our Pants Off

Halloween is great for many reasons. You can go liquor treating, dress up in whatever ridiculous costume you want without any social stigma, and in our case, we get to compile lists of women to stare at and share them with you. So without further delay, we present to you the five horror hotties that can scare us anytime.

Barbara Steele

It makes sense to start this list with the queen of horror movies. Her illustrious career includes performances in such cult classics like Black Sunday, The Ghost, and Shivers . Our favorite is 1966’s The She Beast, a movie in which she plays a woman possessed by a 200 year old witch.

Natasha Henstridge

Model turned actress Natasha Henstridge has been in a lot of bad stuff you couldn’t pay us to watch (like NBC’s 2000 made for TV movie Jason and the Argonauts), but her role in Species was well worth the ticket price. Henstridge plays Sil, a half-human, half-alien whose sole purpose is to mate and breed.

Simone Simon

We have a soft spot for French actresses. We have an even softer spot for French actresses who star in iconic horror movies. Simone Simon (even her name is sexy) starred in the 1942’s canonical Cat People, a flick about a woman who turns into a panther and kills whenever she’s emotionally whenever emotionally wound up. What can we say, we like the crazies.

Jess Weixler

Jess Weixler is probably the least known actress on this list, and while some of you may claim that her inclusion is not deserved, we beg to differ. Her portrayal of Dawn O’Keefe, a girl with vagina dentata, in the 2007  indie film Teeth was enough for us to be scared shitless and turned on at the same time. It’s funny how those two things usually go hand in hand for us.

Cassandra Peterson

You might not be familiar with the name, but you’re certainly familiar with her character of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. While Peterson never really scares us as the host of the TV show Elvira’s Movie Macabre, she certainly gets an A for effort. Plus, her breasticles are enough to make it unto this list.