Blunts, Enemas & Sexy: Get To Knows Kristina Rose

You may know Kristina Rose from the upcoming epic showcase film Phat Bottom Girls 2, but we know her as @KristinaRosexxx from Twitter. You may know her as a 2009 AVN Award nominee for Best Threeway Sex Scene and Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene. We know her as the most diligent sexy Twitpicker of all time. This girl gives us all kinds of the nitty gritty of her life, from her wake up face to puffing blunts while stuck in traffic and her pedicured toes. Also, enemas. Let’s get up in this chica and see what she’s got to tell us.

Kristina Rose was reportedly born in San Diego, but it might be closer to Chula Vista given the Chicana look to her. And, she speaks to us in Spanish about animal cruelty.

Us too girl. But about that tummy. How’s your digestion?

Whoa damn. That’s an enema happening ladies and gentleman. We believe Kristina is about to engage in successful anal intercourse. Hot. But, oddly enough, sometimes her prolific sharing ruffles some feathers of fellow chicken heads. Take these toes for example, which she’s prepared for a new pair of fancy shoes.

Solidly sexy right? Not so fast.

Oh burn. But KRxxx doesn’t fuck around. She brings lessons to the people.

And she’ll block your shit. Yet when the drama gets overloaded, our girl knows how to get down.

Mike’s like, damn girl, fuck that, pass the demerol. And just like us, when we’ve burned a fatty, it’s time to get philosophical.

Alright, y’all. This is gonna be fun. We’ve compiled the very best of Kristina’s Twitpic magic in a super behemoth gallery of ginormous proportions. Check the pics.

Click here or on homegirl’s kiss for a monster gallery: