Are #LiesWomenTell As Good As #LiesMenTell?

Last night the Twitterverse went bat shit crazy with some highly relevant trending topics: #LiesWomenTell and #LiesMenTell. We learned a lot. Ha, no actually we’ve heard and told them all, but damn it was good to see that everybody’s out there lying to each other, so we don’t feel as alone and repugnant with our consistent displays of deception. Check it.

The lies women tell can be routine and commonplace.

Oh damn, we hear those like every week. And men say the same type of shit.

Ok yeah. Said those. But, of course, sometimes, men can get gross.

Wait, but if you drink wheat grass shots and eat papayas and mangos, it does make the jizz taste like a smoothie, right? Right? We’ve heard that before. Anyway, women have the tendency tell some misleading ass lies too.

Wow, gotta find the right fit. But seriously, you might want to watch out for this one.

Cause then you might get these lies.

Oh fuck. YoungCam has some issues with dishonesty. Hope not for good reason. But listen up. The last ones deal with the main reason why we’re lying in the first place.

Ever heard of the can’t turn a ho into a housewife principle?

Um no. This ain’t a lie, Kortknee. He’s not going to cheat, he’s going to leave the state. Or fuck you while strapped.