Lowrider Battle: Perfect Score Vs. El Patron
16 October 2009, 9:56 AM. By Alejandro Paz
Orale gueys, let’s get to it. Today’s Lowrider Battle pits El Perfecto of California against the Lord of the Land de Tejas. Los Dos Impalas at war are a 1958 Perfect Score and a 1959 El Patron. It’s a question of candy painted artistry against an emerald jewel. But just like last time, let’s hit up a video from Big Mando for a sec to get in the mood for what we’re about to do:
Alright now. Get focused. Think about what you’d want to roll in. Not necessarily as who you are now, but as who you would be, if you were a gangsta ass vato with one of these snazzy cholas as your main homegirl. Let’s see a lowrider fight.
Perfect Score: 1958 Chevrolet Impala
Get out the way golden toes. That design on the hood might make a good tat.
They just dressed this old engine up, but we don’t give a fuck cause we’re blinded by that chrome.
Oh Jesus. Feel like Count Von Count on Sesame Street looking at this. Von ladies. Too ladies. Tree ladies! That’s TREE! Tree sexy ladies to give us boners! Ha ha ha ha!
El Patron: 1959 Chevrolet Impala
It’s plain on the outside, but it might work to throw some cream on the inside of la chola bonita right there.
This dazzling chrome dresses up a stock 350 on a 350 tranny. And yes, we’d totally fuck the engine and the tranny.
Ok, one lady will do this time. Damn them wings are fine.
Come on now gente. You going with stylized vatoglyphics or the kind bud colored classiness? Get on and vote.
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i had to go with el patron cause i gotta represent the texass, preferably military drive in the san antone mere steps away from 1/2 of this calitexican’s family’s headquarters.
and, that last shot looks like a green alien smoked some of the kindest sweetest nicest bud this universe could grow and it turned itself into a car named after a brand of tequila. damn, that bud must be good.
Wow, that description pretty much beats anything I’ve ever written. So thanks for that.
I’m going with the turquoise lady pics just cause that’s what I’d want to roll in if I had the balls, cash and shamelessness to roll in a lowrider.
thanks for the compliment!
and if i weren’t representin’ the tex-mexes i’d def vote for the califas badassiness.
this is my sisters bestfriends car::
http://www.lowridermagazine.com/features/0512lrm_lowrider_tour_portland_2005/photo_16.html
and i think this is the car my bro painted a couple years ago.. Mint Condition::
http://www.lowridermagazine.com/events/0310lrm_legends_tour_portland/photo_09.html
Whoa. Nice.
that’s bad ass! i’ll have to show the boo if he hasn’t seen those cars already.