New Maradona Beer Inspires 5 Other Sports Related Products We’d Like to See

We heard that a new line of beer called “La Liga Cervecera” is being launched in Mexico and their first brew will be in honor of the dishonorable Diego Maradona. As you may be aware, Maradona has some serious history with alcoholism and severe drug addiction. Although the beer is not endorsed by the Argentinean coach, the 10 Marado beer (as it will be called) features the iconic celeste and white stripes of the Argentinian jersey, as well as the number 10 that’s so heavily associated with the former player. We think this is a great idea. In fact, this is such a brilliant marketing campaign that we came up with a list of other products and services we would like to see players do their best Billy Mays impression for.

Pete Rose: Spokesperson For Las Vegas Tourism

Rose should embrace his gambler persona and be a pitchman for a city where people like him can go and have a good time without being judged: Las Vegas. The city has taken a hard hit because of of the financial recession and since we’re pretty sure Rose won’t ever make it to the Hall of fame, he should take advantage of this ailing city. Hell, he can even double his money by betting his spokesperson salary against the Reds like he used to considering how much they suck.

Michael Vick’s Kibbles n’Bits

Who wouldn’t want to buy dog food from the man who knows what strong fighting dogs like to eat and did hard time in jail for it? We’re pretty sure there’s a huge market out there for meat heads who would want to be as tough as Vick and shell out a couple of bucks every month to ensure their dogs are tough as nails.

OJ Simpson Fitted Work Gloves

OJ Simpson can use a variation of what his defense attorney Johnnie Cochran said during his closing argument to push his new line of fitted work  gloves, “If it doesn’t fit,  it ain’t legit.” The easy grip, durable gloves will be great for the hard use of manual tools including but not limited to kitchen knives.

Mike Tyson Ear Jewelry

Mike Tyson is already famous for making people’s ears ugly, but he can also beautify your them with his new line of earrings to be sold exclusively at Claire’s. Each pair of earrings sold will come with a complimentary face henna tattoo.

Jayson Williams’s Home Security System

ADT? Brink’s? We don’t need no damn alarm when our home’s protected by Jayson Williams, the trigger happy New Jersey Nets player who accidentally shot his limosuine driver. Whether it be friend or foe, you’ll always be protected by a custom-made alarm system that features strategically placed shotguns with motion sensor technology.

New beer named after (former) cocaine addict/alcoholic [Dirty Tackle]