Mark Sanchez Eats A Hot Dog On The Sideline: Should He Have Had Nachos?

Legendary Mexican quarterback Mark Sanchez was caught yesterday eating a hot dog on the sideline. Ay dios mio. The Jets were up 38-0 in Oakland, and Sanchez said he “didn’t eat much before the game,” so he was feeling “a little queasy.” We didn’t get to see it live cause not enough people showed up so it was blacked out in the Bay Area. You think it was cause all the Mexican Raider fans were conflicted about rooting against their favorite team with Sanchez under center so they didn’t buy a ticket? Orrrr, do you think the few white people Raider fans stayed home cause they knew all those crazy Mexicans would show up and make the games even more dangerous than normal? Ha, who knows, but let’s check the infraction.

So what’s the big deal? Have people gon’ crazy!? For his part, Markito apologized.

I want to apologize for that. I wasn’t feeling very good and didn’t eat much before the game, so I was feeling a little queasy. Toward the end of the game, I probably should have eaten one of those bars or something, but someone offered (a hot dog), so I grabbed it and tried to be discreet about it, but obviously not discreet enough. So I shouldn’t have done that, and it won’t happen again.

Ok good. Nobody should be eating hot dogs. Hot dogs are made of lips and assholes. We’ve known that since we were kids, before that sounded kinda sexy. Clearly, he didn’t have a lot of options for Mexican food at the game. The choice is usually nachos with or without jalapeños. But what the hell does Mark mean by one of those bars?

Was he talking about Chaca Chaca bars, everybody’s favorite tamarindo treats?

Oh shit, hope not. They were banned in California cause of the lead content. As an example and inspiration to Mexicans worldwide, maybe Mark was thinking of these tasty treats:

Oh fuck yeah. Mark’s bound to get the Beetus like the rest of us, so he’s probably doing his part by spreading Beetus awareness proactively. That’s why he’s sorry, he felt bad about not repping the Beetus. Beetus, beetus, beetus.