Pacquiao Cotto 24/7 Starts Tonight: Check The Previews

Welterweight champion Miguel Cotto and junior welterweight champion Manny Pacquiao are set to fight next month in a highly anticipated battle for Cotto’s belt. The fight is Cotto’s chance to make a  statement by beating the pound for pound best fighter in the world who is likely just getting in a prep fight before taking on the undefeated Floyd Mayweather Jr. sometime next year. Shall be a blast.

But the best thing about these fights on HBO PPV is the reality show that comes with it: 24/7. We love that shit. We learn all kinds of things. Like how Oscar De La Hoya is a diva, Manny Pacquiao lives in a one bedroom apartment with thirty Filipinos and Juan Manuel Marquez drinks his own piss.

The fun showers down again this Saturday with Miguel Cotto and Manny taking the stage. At this point, we’ve seen Manny so many times we feel like we’re a Filipino bodyguard, but who the hell is Miguel Cotto? This series is gonna be useful to get to know the Puerto Rican. If you’re into that sort of thing. In any event, let’s check these previews of 24/7 .

Gonna be blazing, right? Let’s hear what Cotto’s got to say.

You see that tear go down Manny’s face at the end? We thinks he doth be trepidatious. Oh right, that was sweat. You think Cotto’s plan to capitalize on Manny’s mistakes will work? Does Manny make mistakes? Maybe not. So what’s really on your minds? The stories behind all their tats, no? Fuck yeah. Let’s check it.

Oooh damn. We need to start drawing random shit on our chests too. Also, need more tribals.

24/7 is gonna be exciting and the fight may or may not be better. Here’s the one thing that people (including Evander Holyfield) who think Cotto’s gonna win point to: The tale of the tape.

While the little Filipino has the same reach and even has way bigger calves, the taller Cotto has size advantages in chest, waist, and fists. Will Manny’s quickness overcome his deficiencies? Regardless, the most important question remains, who’s got the bigger balls?