Say Hello to Yanisley Gonzalez, Winner of Sabado Gigante’s Miss Colita 2009

Our buddies over at Current.tv pointed out to us the following clip from the Miss Colita 2009 Contest, being hosted by the variety show that doesn’t die, Sabado Gigante:

Oh Javier Romero, you and your restraining order-worthy comments! Actually, we take it back. We would also love if if she put it in our mouths.

We lost interest in the television vacuum known as Sabado Gigante ever since our grandma would leave it on all the freakin’ time while she babysat us when we were kids, but perhaps now that we know they host contests like these, it’s time to give good ol’ senile Don Fransisco & Co. another chance and start watching.

Knowing that you, like us, would want to know more about who won this contest, we did our best horn dog Sherlock Holmes impression, and discovered that the award winning ass belongs to hottie Yanisley Rodriguez. Yanisley is a professional dancer who considers herself an expert in samba, salsa, and arabic music. Don’t start thinking she’s easy, though. She says that what she respects the most is a strong and independent woman, so only look at her in these bikini shots if you are down with empowered females.

Click here or on sexy Yanisley for a full gallery: