Tracy Morgan Will Teach You How To Be A Man

Tracy Morgan's got a new book out that we're not gonna read, but we still got a mind to listen to this crazy-like-us type dude. And he's gonna tell us via some useful Me Cards in promotion of his new autobiography, Tracy Morgan: I Am The New Black. You think he means his flaming ball of confusing jubilance style is the new stereotypical black guy? Oh he's right. Look at Kanye. Cool, well... I'mma let you finish on the race analysis, but Tracy Morgan is the best mind of our generation. Uhh...ok thanks Kanye. Let's learn. Ha, that might actually work though. But you're not saying you're into little girl fetishes, right? Oh. Well shit. What else you got for us, Trace? Enough with the preggers talk, gdamn! Ain't nobody trying to get females pregnant. But shit, if we're there, let's talk about fatherhood. Awww...our favorite. But be real Tracy, do you know anything about women? Got it. But dang, that's our gift of last resort too. Or a skeet sandwich and some cervezas. Been working so far. Thanks Tracy, good luck redefining race.