Tweets De La Gente: The Magic & Mystery Of @laTINOloverLUST
2 October 2009, 10:03 AM. By Alejandro Paz
Today we’ve got a priceless set of Tweets for y’all carefully and romantically crafted by ardent laTINO lover, Juantón Tino Velez. All we know is that he’s “NEAR A BRONX” and a “LOVER OF A MANY WOMAN.” Welcome to his world.
Space Mountain? Or It’s A Small World? Regardless, Juantón is more than just a ride. He’s reflective.
And gutterish.
But also talented in body arts.
He loves the big boned ladies.
And the old ladies. Engorgeously.
Oh hells yes, is good. But all this loving can lead to mad dramz with these greedy ladys trying to get at Juantón’s bodega of love.
Dude, we feel ya, but get your shit together. Stands of 1 night are awesome. You know though, when Juantón falls, he’s apt to get right back up. Fueled with righteous machismo.
Only problem is, the ladys on Twitter aren’t exactly feeling him. Despite his attempts, no one has replied to his LUSTy game.
Keep trying homey. I’m sure there’s a woman out there that can get Juantón very very engorged and stay for breakfast.
Hit us up at alejandro@guanabee.com or @alejandway if you find any sweet tweets you want to see in the next post. Grac.
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I think I love him.
Edit: Yay! I just realized he’s following me on Twitter. I knew that name looked familiar.
Do you live near a bronx!??
Unfortunately, no. And I’m strictly borough. So if he’s not in Brooklyn, it’s not going to work.
Juantón Tino is charmed!
♥ !!!!!!!
i like a how he write with ,…..a how do u say…. accent!! smooth!!!!!!!!!…….damn i should follow him on twitter jajajaja
I feel like if I need to say something but there are no words.
Seriously, where do you find these people He-Alex?
Juantón and I go way back. We got the same kind of game.