Study Shows The Kids Like Tweeting After Sex: Do You?

A study released recently shows that 36% of people under 35 check their Facebook, text or Tweet post-coitus, aka after sexing. Allegedly, “men are twice as likely to exhibit this behavior than women and if you’re an iPhone owner you’re three times more likely to go social media after you know what than Blackberry owners.” We probably have texted or Tweeted after you know what, not like a lot though, because we’re def more inclined to check in on our fantasy team or pass the fuck out. But 36% is a lot of gente so we decided to put this study to the test. Guess what? True.

Hmm…ok then. Well how was it?

Nice. Our favorite. Yeah, some Tweet about their awesome sex.

Been there. Whereas some Tweet about sex less awesome.

Oh shit. Never ever ever ever been there. What the hell did you do Big Stan? Show some courtesy to the throat, gdamn.

Some Tweet about how much they want sex.

And some Tweet about how much they don’t.

We know your pain Mr. Cock. Too many sex does require control of the hard and moist parts. But remember these Puritanical words next time you’re frustrated with your sex game.

Or not. Fuck the Bible and don’t shake your head at it when you’re skeeting on the pages. But def Tweet about it.