Four Hairless Animals That Makes Us Think The Apocalypse Is Coming Soon

They say the beginning of the end will start when weird shit keeps happening all around us. Well, lately there has been a string of hairless animals popping up everywhere. Admittedly, bizarre stuff happens all the time, but what has us truly worried is that no one knows why these animals all lost their hair. Surely this can only be a sign of the day of reckoning. Check them and out and you be the judge:

Dolores The Bear

We like bears. They are our favorite animal, especially when they are half bear, half horse. That’s why we were terrified when we found out about Dolores, a female bear living in a German zoo. The veterinarians responsible for her don’t know why Dolores and the other female bears  have lost all of their fur, but we do. She’s turning into a horrific-looking killing machine in preparation for the day of reckoning.

Baldrick The Hedgehog

Baldrick the hedgehog was found in a garden in Norfolk, England. The animal was abandoned by its mother and left to die, but was saved by a couple who took it to a wildlife rescue center. He is currently being rehabilitated with antiseptic scrubs and baby oil massages in hopes that he can one day return to the wild. What no one seems to be questioning, however, is how Baldrick lost his hair. More importantly, no one cares that his presence is another omen of the Rapture. Check out footage of the apocalyptic creature:

Baldy The Raccoon

Meet Baldy the raccoon. She was discovered prowling the streets of Toronto. People were first uncertain as to what kind of creature Baldy was, but that has been cleared up after she gave birth to a litter of raccoons. What still remains a mystery is how or why Baldy lost her fur. While people have their theories, we believe she’s meant to terrorize us much like the Montauk Monster, another hairless raccoon, did when it was found dead on July of 2008. Check out Baldy in action:

The Hairless Panamanian Sloth

The final animal on our list is probably the creepiest. Four kids found and killed what was more than likely a hairless sloth in Cerro Azul, Panama. Although people first thought the creature was an extraterrestrial being, the animal’s limbs highly suggest that this was nothing more than a severly mutated sloth. Either way, the mystery surrounding the absence of fur on this fucked up creature has us reaching for our Bible.