Five iPhone Apps That Make You Say WTF

One of the perks of having an iPhone, other than showing everyone who doesn’t have one how you’re better than them, is that there are so many applications available to you on the iTunes store. Most apps aim to make your life easier, such as the Zagat application that gives you the rating of restaurants in your city. Others are just plain weird, like the ones we feature below:

Puff!

Of course the Japanese would come up with a crazy app like Puff! Have you not seen their porn? This application, sold for $1, employs the microphone on your device and gives you the opportunity to blow a breeze of air up a girl’s skirt without being arrested, since the girl in question is displayed on the screen. Check the video:

MyVibe

This one is for the ladies. MyVibe is a free iPhone application, developed by the online sex shop Mypleasure.com, that uses your gadget’s vibrating feature and turns your device into a, well, into a vibrator. We’re glad developers are thinking about what women want out of their phones, but we have to wonder what happens if they get a call during their pleasure session.

Pimple Popper

Remember how you had a huge thing in high school for popping your zits? You knew it was kind of disgusting, but you just couldn’t help yourself. You found something very satisfying about having that pimple between your thumbs and then just squeezing it until it exploded. Well now you can relive those days of you sitting alone at lunch with Pimple Popper (only $1), the application that lets you pop pimples on your iPhone without grossing out whoever may be watching you.

Hang Time

Hang Time measures how long your iPhone is in free fall by using its internal accelerometers. For $1, you can throw your phone up in the air, and when it lands, hopefully in your hand, it will tell you how much “hang time” your phone got. The makers of Hang Time have also set up a web page that keeps the statistics of people using the application. Check out a video of someone putting Hang Time to good (i.e., bad) use:

DateCheck

DateCheck is an iPhone application that lets you know if you’re about to go on a date with Creepy McSleaze. By entering a single bit of information (like their address), you’ll be able to find out whether your date lives with their parents, how much money they make, and even do a background check on them to see if they have a criminal record. While downloading the appliation is free, the services offered come at a cost. A background check, for example, will cost you $19.95.