Pau Gasol Is Still Injured: Why Is He Singing And Dancing?

Pau Gasol remains bereft with injuries to his spiny legs, keeping him sidelined at least through this week and the Lakers just don’t know what to do without him. Other than win six of their seven games this season. In the meantime, it appears that Pau has been enjoying himself quite thoroughly. We stumbled across him doing some funky shit with his homies from España.

Well damn. Looks like risky business up in here. At least Pau can sing better than Manny Pacquiao. What other crazazy shit has Pau been up to!? We did hear from an exclusive source in our imagination that he’s been trying get Lamar Odom to hook him up with Khloe Kardashian’s mom.

Looks like it might be working. But don’t despair Lakers fans, he’s done some community outreach too. Pau has allegedly hooked up with Yao Ming and the NBA to send a message to those who still might think mocking Asians with their slanty eyes is ok and/or funny.

However, in his down of down time, Pau has perhaps been putting on his trusty cape and dragging his gimpy leg to the strip club to sip champ and make it rain.

Good thing Andrew Bynum has been playing so well.