New Moons: The Sexy Women Of Twilight

New Moon, the second installment of the Twilight series, premiered last night and all your wives, girlfriends, little sisters and gay friends are about to wet their panties over Robert Pattinson, the Native American werewolf, and a few of them other guys who are ZOMG, so hot!!! It happened last time and it’s happening as we speak.

If you have to take someone to see this movie on Friday, sucks to be you. You could grow a pair and make her do a girls night. Or you could endure it and enjoy the post-movie sex when she starts thinking your annoyed glare looks like a sultry brooding vampire. And if you go that route, don’t despair. There’s enough peen candy to keep things interesting. For instance.

Kristen Stewart

Ashley Greene

Dakota Fanning

Christian Serratos

Um, yeah. She’s our favorite too. Check the pics. 

To see a full gallery of these ladies click here or on any of the pics above.