The Many Fashions of Tony Alamo

Evangelist Tony Alamo has been sentenced to 175 years in federal prison for transporting underage girls across state lines and having sex with them. Now that Tony won’t be wearing his signature suits, let’s take a look back at the fashion styles of the man who made pedophilia look like a swinging good time.

The Married Look

Before Tony Alamo was into little girls, he married Susan Lipowitz in 1966. Guess where they got married. In Las Vegas, Nevada, the holiest of cities.

The Johnny Cash Look

This picture was taken at the banquet room of his restaurant in Alma, Arkansas. His fashion sense here borrows heavily from the original man in black, Johnny Cash. Even the hair style is identical.

The Colonel Sanders Look

Check out footage from the Tony & Susan Alamo Television Show filmed in 1972 at the historic Grand Ole Opry. This video makes us want a bucket of KFC chicken for some reason.

The Tony Bennett Look

Alamo got out of his southern phase and went straight into the suit and tie look. This outfit is more in tune with what evangelists across the board go for. Take particular notice of how much time and care went into Alamo’s hairdo. We wonder how much money he spent annually on hair products.

The Miami Vice Look

Tony Alamo’s fashion sense kept up with the times. Check out this 1986 image of the man looking like Don Johnson with that light-colored jacket and huge ass glasses.

The Jack Nicholson Look

Even in prison, Tony Alamo has still managed to take care of of his appearance. We think this look suits him perfectly. Like Jack Nicholson, Tony has the creepy smile that sends chills down your spine.