The Five Greatest Flight Of The Conchords Songs

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11 Dec 2009 | 22:54 Comments: 12

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The boys of Flight Of The Conchords have announced that the popular television show on HBO will not be returning for a third season. While speculation about the demise of the show has been circulating for quite some time now, Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement have confirmed on their website that they're done for good. We're sad to see these funny musical hipsters go, and in honor of their series, we've compiled our favorite Flight Of The Conchords songs of all time.

#5 "A Kiss Is Not A Contract"

We've had this problem before. We try to really get to know the girl we're on a date with and all she wants is to use our body for sexual healing. Well, ladies, just because we're kissing you doesn't mean that we want to get it on.

#4 "Carol Brown (Choir Of Ex Girlfriends)"

Every guy has been broken up with at least once, and they all remember how it happened. "Carol Brown (Choir Of Ex Girlfriends) is Jemaine's way of dealing with all of his break-ups.

#3 "Foux Da Fa Fa"

"Fou Da Fa Fa" embodies what Flight Of The Conchords is all about: silly songs that make no sense but have a real catchy tune. This one is even better because it's in French. It also doesn't hurt that "Fou Da Fa Fa" sounds like it could be a Serge Gainsbourg song.

#2 "Business Time"

"Business Time" is the not-so-hot account of how boring, white people have sex. It's this high up on our list because of the brilliant lyric: "When I'm down to my socks it's time for business/ That's why they're called business socks." Our business socks are argyle.

#1 "If You're Into It"

We're not really the touchey-feely type, but if we were, rest assured we'd serenade our lady with "If You're Into It". What says "I love you" more than a song about a guy who is willing to do nasty, kinky stuff to his girl if she's into it? If that's not romance, we don't know what is.

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laroncha December 12,2009

SAD
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Patrick Jason Rodriguez December 12,2009

Thank god. I'm usually against xenophobia and all for open borders, but somebody please ship these douchebags and their wannabe and their '70s retro look and sound back to New Zealand.
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calitexican December 12,2009

i can't help it. i think bret is pretty hot. so typically lame, but that's how i roll.
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Guest December 13,2009

FOTC are brilliant. The top 5 songs are: 5: Inner City Pressure 4: Think About It 3: Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros 2: If You're Into It 1: Sello Tape Check them out on Youtube.
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Guest December 14,2009

I believe that the people of New Zealand (Kiwis) have recognized that they are the most intelligent Kiwis alive, and as such are being recalled back to New Zealand to run NIWA the New Zealand scientific organization... http://www.examiner.com/x-28973-Essex-County-Conservative-Examiner~y2009m12d13-Antarctic-weather-station-data-found-flawed
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Guest December 15,2009

Love it! These boys are fantastic I think my favourite has to be Business Time :P
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Guest December 15,2009

You're sad!!! or you should be, sad that you cannot appriciate the awesomness of the Flight of the Concords :P
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Latin_Princess December 15,2009

Oh man, I love FOTC. I saw them in concert in Dallas - hilarious! I'm bummed that the show is going away. I love all the songs listed in the post and in the comments. But my favorites are "Too Many Dicks (On The Dancefloor)," "Sugalumps" and "The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room."
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