Argentines Want More Sex

A new poll commissioned by Argentine newspaper Clarin shows that an overwhelming percentage of the Argentine population wants more sex. In other news, the sky is blue. According to the study, only 26% of the people polled state that they are satisfied with their sex lives. When asked whether they would like to have more sex, 62% of the questionnaire-takers responded "yes." As expected, the majority of those who responded with an affirmative were male. Why exactly is an entire nation so sexually unsatisfied? Sexologist and psychiatrist Enrique de Rosa blames the hardships of modernity and people taking more pills. He theorizes the following:

It's clear that there is an increase both in stress for the population and consumption of psychotropic drugs, and this combination reduces the sex drive. The conformity present in the majority's responses have to do with the notion that "I have what I have at this time, and for right now I don't have any more resources, energy, time, desire."

Considering the fact that Argentina has beautiful women (Sabrina Ravelli anyone?), and that there are about 13 million women between the ages of 15-65 (according to the CIA World Factbook) in the South American country, we're going to put on our "sexual ambassador" hat and book a flight to the land of the tango for a humanitarian cause in which we'll help the female population fight their sexual ennui.

Sólo uno de cada cuatro está muy satisfecho con su vida sexual [Clarin]