WTF: NBC To Give Leno His Old Time Slot Back, Gives Conan The Finger

Un-fucking-believable. NBC will give Jay Leno his 11:30 PM slot after the Olympics because no one's watching his 10 PM show. According to TMZ:

We've learned Jay's 10:00 PM show will go on hiatus February 1. After the Olympics, Jay will take back his 11:30 PM time slot. What has not been decided -- whether Jay's show will be a half hour, followed by Conan, or whether Jay's show will be an hour and NBC says sayonara to Mr. O'Brien.

Whichever way this goes, it's a big "fuck you" to Conan O'Brien. NBC, you eediots. Nobody gives a shit about Jay Leno. The only people who watched his old show were trailer trash hicks. With boneheaded decisions like these, it's not surprising that you're the last place network. What next? Cancel Community, The Office, or 30 Rock? Whatever. If they do get rid of Conan, this will give him the opportunity to do his own brand of comedy for a network that actually cares about quality television. We predict he'll end up at ABC or Fox. The only problem is that ABC already has Jimmy Kimmel, so they'd have to bump him to a later slot to make room for the Cone-Bone. As per Fox, they have no late programming from Monday through Friday, but it's not unfeasible that they'll accommodate Conan. Anyway, we're so torn up about this, that we're going to start drinking early. We leave you with this video showcasing some of Conan's funniest moments:

NBC Shakeup -- Jay Leno Comes Out on Top [TMZ]