The (Alleged) Truth Behind Tiger’s Car Accident
25 January 2010, 2:10 PM. By Fidel Martinez
The Tiger Woods saga is becoming the crazy ex-girlfriend that won’t leave you alone, even after changing your telephone number and getting a restraining order against her. This time around, more details that precede Tiger’s Thanksgiving car accident were revealed by undisclosed sources close to Elin Nordegren.
According to the tipsters that spoke with The Daily Beast on conditions of anonymity, the incident started when Tiger warned Elin that the National Enquirer was about to publish a TOTALLY false story linking him to Rachel Uchitel. He then put Uchitel on the phone with Elin so that she could verify that they were just friends. Wait, what? Are you for fucking real, Tiger? That’s about the dum
Because Elin’s IQ is larger than her shoe size, she didn’t buy Tiger’s bullshit and waited for him to fall asleep to do some sleuthing:
Elin confirmed her lingering suspicions about Tiger’s affair with Uchitel by impersonating her husband in text messages with Uchitel… Uchitel texted back, seemingly surprised that Woods was awake… At that point, Elin called Uchitel, who answered thinking it was Tiger calling. Both sources said that Elin said something approximating, “I knew it was you.”… Uchitel’s surprised reply, according to what Elin told one source: “Oh f–k.” She immediately hung up.
Haha! The schadenfreudtastic nature of this story is too much. We also have to give props to Elin. She gives legitimacy to the adage of “Full me once, shame on you. Full me twice, I will fuck your shit up!”
So there you have it, folks. Most of the details from the Tiger story have been given to us by the rag mags’ anonymous sources, but we’re more inclined to believe The Daily Beast, an organization that prides itself on doing real journalism.
Tiger’s Thanksgiving Mystery — Solved [The Daily Beast]
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I knew I liked Elin…………now I hope she does follow through on the divorce and milk it for as many millions as she can.
I do, too. I think there’s something extremely attractive about a woman who’s not only not afraid to call you out on your bullshit, but will also beat your ass with a golf club. It also doesn’t hurt that she’s a former model.
Seriously?? If the tables were turned and Elin was the big time player we still wouldnt be cool with Tiger beating her ass with a golf club. There is no justification for men physically abusing women AND no justification for women physically abusing men.