Battle Of The Big Breasted Argentines: Sabrina Vs. La Tetanic

We try not to get caught up in celebrity gossip, but a recent verbal spat between Sabrina Sabrok and Roxana "La Tetanic" Martinez is too much. For those of you who are unfamiliar, they are both Argentinian-born models who make a living in the Mexican media. These two lovely ladies are on unfriendly terms because audiences confuse them all the damn time. Perhaps the most offended is La Tetanic, whose puntastic nickname translates into "Tit-anic" in English. Roxana Martinez, a reality television staple and singer, said the following about her nemesis:

She is a circus attraction because you can't call her an artist... That damages my career because I sing in rodeo arenas and town theaters where children attend, unlike her who performs at strip clubs. It was unoriginal for her to enlarge her breasts when there was already someone who was known for that, which was me. The Mexican people baptized me with that nickname.

Damn, Roxana. 'Dem be some serious fighting words. Not to be outdone, Sabrina--model/punk rocker known for her 140XXX bust and sex advice show on TeleHit called  Sabrina, El Sexo en su Máxima Expresión-- responded to her compatriot:

It seems like every time I have some news, like when I get a breast enlargement or for whatever else, the larvae that have nothing to talk about come out of the woodwork.

Ladies, ladies. There's no need to fight. This isn't some Highlander shit where there can only be one. All Mexican/Latin American men are more than happy ogling both of you. But, if that's not enough for you to end your feud, there's only one solution: mud wrestling.

Who do you got? Click Here Or Below For A Full Gallery

Sabrina y 'La Tetanic' protagonizan tremenda pelea [El Grafico]