Tiger Woods Is Fixed After 45 Days Of Rehab

Tiger Woods gave his first interview since the world found out he is a crazed sex fiend. ESPN's Tom Rinaldi got the scoop, (or, er, so did The Golf Channel), though there was nothing new revealed. The funniest part is Tiger saying that, after 45 days of inpatient treatment, he's back to his "old roots". Dude, a lifetime of manwhoring does not get cured in 45 days. But, whatevs. Go play golf because making amends to your sponsors is what's important right now.