Six Famous Latinas With Sex Tapes [NSFW]
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Nowadays, with your Paris Hiltons & Kim Kardashians running around, it's like, who doesn't have a sex tape?!? In fact, all Guanabee staff is required to leave a video recording of our own sexual encounters right on top of our work desk! You know, just in case a staff member suddenly becomes famous and needs said recording to 'disappear' right into the 'wrong hands.'
Also, did you know sex tapes are now required as a prerequisite for the casting couch? As in, to even get to the casting couch, you have to submit a viral sex tape. It's no wonder young Hollywood starlets can't stay out of trouble (huh, Lindsay?) Just thinking of having to sleep with ugly, old producers make us wanna get trashed right this second (that and our general alcoholism).
But Hollywood isn't the only one following those rules anymore, our homegrown Latinas are being forced to conform, too. In fact, below we've compiled a list of six famous Latinas with sex tapes. Your reactions are about to range from a modest, "Jesus, Maria y Jose, que escandalo!" to a shocked "Holy shit, esta loca!"
1) Alicia Machado
Alicia Machado, the Venezuelan Miss Universe that got too fat and almost had her crown taken away because of it, was part of a Spanish Big Brother-type show called La Granja. In it, homegirl got drunk off her ass and proceeded to have sex with one of the male contestants. The video itself is pretty PG since you never see any real nudity -- at least not in the edited versions we've seen -- but you can clearly hear Alicia humping and saying things like "tienes una pinga divina" [your penis is divine]. Since then, Alicia has appeared in Playboy and acted in a few musicals. Not too bad, not too bad.
2) Michelle Vieth
Michelle Vieth is a Mexican actress that rose to fame when she landed a spot in the popular Mexican novela Mi Pequeña Traviesa (1997). Thanks to her cute, girlie looks, Michelle's character became so popular it eventually landed her a second role in Televisa's bigger hit Soñadoras (1998). The Acapulqueña married Hector Soberon who, at the time, was considered a very desirable Latino hunk (he fugly now). All was peachy until that scandalous sextape leaked. In it, you can clearly see Michelle giving one still-unidentified dude a blow job and doing a full 'spread eagle.' Hector Soberon, who at the time was still married to Michelle, claims the dude in the video is not him and thus divorced Michelle. Till this day, it is believed this is a real, legit casting couch tape and that dude in the tape is a Televisa executive (check out this hilarious spoof done by La Tesorito). Sadly, Michelle didn't use her new found notoriety to her advantage. Instead of working the media -- like most sextape 'stars' usually do -- Michelle left the country and didn't return until the whole thing blew over. By then the scandal, along with her career, were dead.
3) Nailea Norvind
Although we were the ones that viralized the pictures, this is the one video we still haven't seen. Scenerio: Nailea Norvid had Skype-sex with one dude who screencasted the session. Oh but wait, who is she? Nailea is a Mexican actress of Scandinavian descent (thus her unusual name) who usually plays a mother, tia, or some sort of authority in novelas. She's not super famous, but she's one of those people you've been seeing on TV forever. We're told the video itself isn't any more scandalous than Michelle's sex tape, but this is Nailea Norvind we're talking about! Not some horny teenager. This is like walking in on your nice aunt, the one that gave you candy on the weekends, having cybersex. Dios mio! To her credit, Nailea handled it like a real lady and simply refused to say anything about it. Well, if "un caballero no tiene memoria" [gentlemen don't kiss and tell], guess women can work the same logic, too.
4) Jenni Rivera
This one got a ridiculous amount of coverage and basically launched Jenni Rivera's career. Sure, she was kinda famous, but not I-have-a-reality-show kind of famous. And it's not so much sexy as it is funny; Jenni talks to her daughter over the phone, does the mom thing for a second, hangs up, takes the phone away from her mouth and proceeds to put something else in there. Try and guess what that something may be.
Ok, we're not gonna lie, we saw this one over, and over, and over and... over. Let's just say our DVD player no longer needed the DVD because it basically memorized the damn thing. Puerto Rican singer Noelia is the daughter of old-school singer Yolandita Monge. Noelia was doing the pop star thing getting along just fine when, supposedly, her step-dad leaked the super-scandalous, anal sex-having, off-screen porn-watching sex tape. And what a sex tape! Let's just say the penis in that porn doesn't penetrate Noelia, Noelia penetrates the penis! Even more scandalous was the fact that nobody could figure out who the owner of that huge pinga was. Only one thing was clear; the one person it DIDN'T belong to, was her husband/manager Jorge Reynoso. A few weeks later one Yamil, an ex-dancer of Noelia, came forth and gloated his cameo to the world.
Man, that was a fun month. Especially when Noelia went on El Show De Cristina with her GRANDMOTHER only to accuse her mother, Yolandita, of being at fault for the whole thing. And how did Noelia come to that conclusion? Nobody knows. But somehow, someway, it was Yolandita's fault that Yamil's gargantuan penis ended up inside Noelia.
You probably figured Noelia would be #6, huh? And even though she's a great candidate for the spot, our final video is far, far more shocking. We hope you haven't cheated by scrolling down, but number six is... *drum roll*
6) Roxana Diaz
We know at least half of you are saying "Roxana who?" But shut your face (!), bow down, and curtsy because you're standing in front of a sex tape legend. Roxana Diaz Burgos is a Venezuelan model/actress that put two dildos, a wine bottle, a man AND his anus, in 'their place.' Oh and FYI; the wine bottle wasn't used for hydration or courage. Not only does her magnum opus predate all other sextapes (it was released sometime in the mid to late 90's), it actually clocks in at OVER ONE HOUR. Crazy! We're crazy jealous, we mean. And we tip our hat to you, Miss Diaz.
1) Lucero's mom's weird sex tape in which, thankfully, we were spared the sex part.
2) Carmen Campusano's supposed sex tape with Andres Gracia.
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- AY DIOS MIO
- QUE CUTE
- QUE COOL