Celebrity Hunters: A List Of Celebs Who Kill Animals

Sarah Palin's caribou killing last night on Sarah Palin's Alaska, inspired this list of celebrities who kill animals. Now, as a liberal Texan, your editor has zero problem with hunting and, unless you're a vegetarian, you shouldn't either. If you had any idea what goes on inside of slaughter houses, you'd realize that shooting bambi is a lot more humane than how that Mickey D's got to your table. Still, the fact that Sarah Palin's doing it does make us want to go vegan.

Sarah Palin

Last night on Sarah Palin's Alaska, the almost Vice President of America, (Thank God for small favors.), shot a caribou in cold blood to win her father's love. Much to the chagrin of east coast journalists who presumably don't eat meat. Right?

Ted Nugent

Make no mistake. Ted Nugent is insane as witnessed by everything he's ever said or done, and punctuated by this video clip of him telling Anthony Bourdain that hunting is a "spiritual erection."

Tiger Woods

In addition to bagging chicks, Tiger has a passion for catching fish. In fact, he makes frequent angling trips, including annual jaunts to Alaska. Sarah Palin and Tiger Woods Christmas special? We like it!

Dick Cheney

While hunting quail on a ranch in South Texas in 2006, then Vice-President Dick Cheney shot his companion in the face, neck and chest. Harry Whittington, a 78 year-old millionaire lawyer from Austin, was the victim. 

Eva Longoria

Dick Cheney's not the only one shooting quail in South Texas. Eva Longoria learned to shoot at age 4, hunting deer, turkey, quail and wild pigs on her family's South Texas ranch. According to IMDB, Eva's dad was a hunter and she's been practicing shooting her whole life. Watch out, Tony Parker.