So Celia Lora F*cked Fernando Carrillo: "Like The Jews, He Knows What He's Doing"

I've always hated Celia Lora because of the whole she-murdered-a-man-and-got-away-with-it thing but, after reading her latest interview with Revista Nueva, I'm slightly less disdainful of her. Not because she suddenly feels remorse for all the fucked up shit she's done, but because she's a feminist. Yes, a feminist. I'm not sure Celia knows she's a feminist since, well, she's kinda dumb, but Lora is so goddamn sinverguenza about her sex life that it almost redeems all the other fucked up crap she's done. Almost. Check out some excerpts from the highly-amusing --and KLASSY -- Nueva interview below.

On her adolescence:

"In junior high a lot of girls were getting fake tits and fucking and I was like 'Girls, what's the hurry?' Nobody believes me, but I started having sex when I was older, at 21"

On her first time: 

"It was with this guey I met in London, he was a bizcochote. That was my first time."

On her best sexual relationship:

"I have a serious predilection for Jews; I love them because they know what they're doing. They're virile, good friends, and they know how to fuck."

On fucking Fernando Carrillo:

"Ah yes, obviously! And like the Jews, he knows what's he's doing and he does it well. He's a great guy, a total gentleman."

On practicing safe sex: 

"Yes, of course. Otherwise I'd be like one of those pregnant teenagers." 

On the amount of sexual partners she's been with: 

"I can't tell you because I don't really know (laughs). I'm bad. I'm all about astrology, so I number my men according to their signs and I've mostly been with Aquarians. I'm not sure why, I usually hate them. In seven years I've had more than 50 partners."

On falling in love: 

"I should have been a man because I don't mix my emotions with 'the act'" 

On dating women: 

"No! I have a weakness for men. I don't like being with women because they usually turn weird. Women like me, but I'd never be in a relationship with one. I just take it as a compliment."

Wait a minute -- did Celia have Ricky Martin's name tattooed on her ass so that possibly-gay men like Fernando Carrillo can keep their hard while they hook up with her? Whoa. ¡Mensa, mensa pero no tanto! 

Source: Revista Nueva, Print Edition, 6/13/12