Ever wonder what would happen if your chocha was able to give some lip of its own? Christ knows dicks have had their say for a long time. With that in mind, here’s “La Vida Chocha,” a weekly comic that shows what happens when vaginas begin to dialogue.
30 October 2009
29 October 2009
Guanabee To Go: CuCu Diamantes At Highline Ballroom Tonight
By Alex Alvarez at 1:17 PM.
CuCu Diamantes, she of Juanes’ concert for peace and, subsequently, she who was barred from performing at a Union City high school, is hosting a “Halloween Debauchery Cabaret” tonight at New York City’s Highline Ballroom.
28 October 2009
Nom Nom: Dia De Los Muertos Cookies
By Alex Alvarez at 10:00 AM.
We are so excited for Dia de los Muertos for a number of reasons and, as such, decided to look up a recipe for this holiday that we could share with y’all.
26 October 2009
Nom Nom: Tortilla Soup
By Alex Alvarez at 2:00 PM.
Autumn has officially set in and, thus, it is now soup-drinking season. While we’ll admit to not particularly being a big fan of soups - we tend to get bored with them half-way though - we are quite fond of the mix of flavors and textures in that favorite Texican dish, tortilla soup.
23 October 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: It Is Better To Have Loathed And Lost Than Never To Have Loathed Before
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
Oh hi there, Friday. Back again, we see. Well. Don’t just stand there lurking. Come on in and join us in a healthy bout of self-loathing!
Glug Glug: Three Halloween-Themed Drinks
By Alex Alvarez at 4:51 PM.
Sure, it’s still a week away, but, if you’re anything like us, you’ve been planning what you’ll be doing this Halloween for months now. In that spirit (DOUBLE PUN!), here are some Halloween-themed drink recipes we think you might enjoy.
19 October 2009
Nom Nom: Frituras De Malanga
By Alex Alvarez at 2:00 PM.
Now that we know a few of you have been trying out the recipe for pumpkin croquetas, we thought we’d share some more fried goodness. Frituras de malanga are, hands down, one of our favorite foods.
16 October 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: So Quit Stalin And Just Ask Her Out Already
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
Well, this week’s just been all kinds of fun! We have two less teeth in our head, can’t drink because of meds that make us vomit and want to drink, and some fool-ass family did some stupid shit with a giant balloon.
La Vida Chocha: Way Inner Beauty
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
Ever wonder what would happen if your chocha was able to give some lip of its own? Christ knows dicks have had their say for a long time. With that in mind, here’s “La Vida Chocha,” a weekly comic that shows what happens when vaginas begin to dialogue.
13 October 2009
Glug Glug: Mexican Hot Chocolate
By Alex Alvarez at 10:00 AM.
This is by far our favorite time of year, and not only because the air becomes crisp and the leaves turn golden and orange and red, but because it also heralds the arrival of the holiday season and all the food and drink that goes along with it - like hot chocolate.
9 October 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Keep Fuckin’ That Chicken, Papi
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
What a lovely week it’s been. On the downside? Our wisdom teeth are eating our brain. Sad. :( On the plus side? VICODIN.
La Vida Chocha: Cannot Think Of A Title More Creative Than “Retirement Homo.” Apologies.
By Alex Alvarez at 3:00 PM.
Ever wonder what would happen if your chocha was able to give some lip of its own? Christ knows dicks have had their say for a long time. With that in mind, here’s “La Vida Chocha,” a weekly comic that shows what happens when vaginas begin to dialogue.
Nom Nom: Quesillo
By Alex Alvarez at 10:00 AM.
Quesillo: Our second favorite Venezuelan thing to eat.
6 October 2009
Nom Nom: Bolinhos De Abobora Madura (Pumpkin Croquetas)
By Alex Alvarez at 12:52 PM.
After a brief heat wave here in New York, it’s feeling like autumn - the sky is blue, the air is crisp, and corner bodegas are displaying fat orange pumpkins alongside bouquets of flowers. Our favorite season is here!
2 October 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: New Crush Edition
By Alex Alvarez at 6:02 PM.
This week: Latino lovers and the Latinos who love them.
1 October 2009
Nom Nom: Mexican Turnip Recipe For World Vegetarian Day
By Alex Alvarez at 2:58 PM.
People on these webnettubes seem to be searching for “Mexican turnip” a lot today, which turns out to be not, as we originally though, a vile and unpleasant sex act involving goiters, but, rather, what some people ask for when they are trying to find jicama at their local Whole Foods.
29 September 2009
Nom Nom: Celebrate National Coffee Day With Café Con Leche Flan
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
Today is National Coffee Day, a much-beloved holiday traditionally celebrated by setting a tea drinker on fire and engaging in a fevered dance ritual over the charred remains. Or it’s a day that coffee manufacturers hope you buy their product. One or the other.
25 September 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Touchy-Feel Good Time We Love You Edition
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
We’re in a good mood today. Don’t fuck it up.
Nom Nom: Ceviche
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
Ceviche is a seafood popular dish enjoyed throughout many Latin American countries. Different countries put their own twist on how ceviche is prepared and served, but our favorite happens to be Peruvian ceviche.
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: They’re All Dying To Get In There
By Alex Alvarez at 5:00 PM.
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As we look back on the week that was, let us clap our dusty, skeletal hands together for the enigmatic “Guest” who came up with this frightfully insightful comment.